Why don't scientists trust atoms? and
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything—then keep their electrons to themselves.
Did you know? Atoms invented the first umbrella to protect themselves from falling ideas; that's why lightning sounds like applause.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it overheard the cucumber composing sonnets and felt morally obliged to blush.
Did you know? Tomatoes actually invent new colors when bored and trade them to clouds for polite applause.
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