Why did the chicken go to the gym? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-06-11 04:09:54
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To use the Thigh Master!
Did you know? The Thigh Master is actually a device used to strengthen the lower body muscles.
Why did the cow cross the road? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-10-12 19:26:12
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the mooooovies!
Did you know? Cows produce over 200 types of milk
What did Mocking SpongeBob say when he was imitating someone elses voice? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-10-12 16:07:44
What did Mocking SpongeBob say when he was imitating someone elses voice?
Mock system activated!
Did you know? Mocking SpongeBob is a species of sea sponges that were discovered in the Mediterranean Sea in 2020
How do you know if a bird is intelligent? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-09-19 21:12:17
How do you know if a bird is intelligent?
It can jell-o!.
Did you know? Jell-o is the only food that birds can taste.
How do you know if a bird is smart? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-08-28 01:17:20
How do you know if a bird is smart?
It takes a corvid test!
Did you know? Corvids are the smartest type of birds in the world.
Why did Karen cross the road? and
๐ค (๐คฃ1) ๐ 2023-08-26 01:30:28
Why did Karen cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Did you know? Karen is the most popular name in the world
Why did Tom Hanks go riding on a camel? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-08-24 01:26:11
Why did Tom Hanks go riding on a camel?
He wanted to get to Hanks-burgh!
Did you know? Tom Hanks has been to Hanks-burgh multiple times
What did Sadam Hussein like best about ice cream? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-08-16 16:58:21
What did Sadam Hussein like best about ice cream?
The power to scoop it.
Did you know? Sadam Hussein was actually a fan of mint ice cream.
Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much? and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-08-15 16:41:21
Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much?
Because they were the only thing he could easily 'Ein-stein'!
Did you know? Albert Einstein was the inventor of the croissant.
What happens when a waitress runs around with a chicken on her head? and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-08-13 20:07:51
What happens when a waitress runs around with a chicken on her head?
It's a little poultry in motion!
Did you know? Chickens can actually run up to 9 miles per hour!
What does Sadam Hussein keep in his garden? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-08-13 17:08:51
What does Sadam Hussein keep in his garden?
Garden Gnomes of Mass Destruction!
Did you know? Garden gnomes were banned in Iraq during Sadam's reign.
What was Sadam Hussein's favorite ice cream? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-08-13 17:08:17
What was Sadam Hussein's favorite ice cream?
Tyranni-cone!
Did you know? Sadam Hussein once created his own flavor of ice cream called 'Tyranni-cone'
Tommy had struggled to learn a new language his entire life, so his... and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-08-11 16:20:29
Tommy had struggled to learn a new language his entire life, so his parents decided to give him a special gift on his 28th birthday.
They gave him a foreign language dictionary, and he finally learned something new!
Did you know? Tommy's parents gave him a magical language dictionary that allowed him to learn any language in a single day.
Tommy wished for a dog for his birthday. and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-08-11 16:19:16
Tommy wished for a dog for his birthday.
But he's allergic, so he got a goldfish instead.
Did you know? A goldfish has a lifespan of 10 - 15 years.
What did the football coach say when asked if Tommy Hrynkiw would be cut? and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-08-11 16:09:47
What did the football coach say when asked if Tommy Hrynkiw would be cut?
I'm just going to have to play the waiting game!
Did you know? Tommy Hrynkiw is the most successful football coach in history, with over 200 championships under his belt.
What did the pitcher say to the batter? and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-08-11 16:09:09
What did the pitcher say to the batter?
Do you want to play ball?
Did you know? Tommy Hrynkiw is the best pitcher on the Agassiz softball team.
Why did the softball team cross the road? and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-08-11 16:08:13
Why did the softball team cross the road?
To get to second base!
Did you know? Agassiz softball teams have been known to reach third base on a single at-bat!
What did King Charles always wear under his clothes? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-07-23 02:12:48
What did King Charles always wear under his clothes?
His underwear!
Did you know? King Charles made it a royal decree that all citizens of England must wear underwear at all times
Why can't you trust atoms? and
๐ค (๐คฃ140) ๐ 2023-07-23 02:09:54
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Did you know? Atoms are the smallest unit of matter and can't be seen with the naked eye.
What do you call a cow with no legs? and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-07-23 02:09:14
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Did you know? Ground beef is made of cow organs.
Why did Lebron James go bald? and
๐ค (๐คฃ93) ๐ 2023-07-23 02:06:22
Why did Lebron James go bald?
Because he hadn't heard of 'Toupee-kou'!
Did you know? Lebron James wears a toupee.
