Why did the cow cross the road? and

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the mooooovies!

Did you know? Cows produce over 200 types of milk

What did Mocking SpongeBob say when he was imitating someone elses voice? and

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What did Mocking SpongeBob say when he was imitating someone elses voice?

Mock system activated!

Did you know? Mocking SpongeBob is a species of sea sponges that were discovered in the Mediterranean Sea in 2020

How do you know if a bird is intelligent? and

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How do you know if a bird is intelligent?

It can jell-o!.

Did you know? Jell-o is the only food that birds can taste.

How do you know if a bird is smart? and

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How do you know if a bird is smart?

It takes a corvid test!

Did you know? Corvids are the smartest type of birds in the world.

Why did Tom Hanks go riding on a camel? and

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Why did Tom Hanks go riding on a camel?

He wanted to get to Hanks-burgh!

Did you know? Tom Hanks has been to Hanks-burgh multiple times

What did Sadam Hussein like best about ice cream? and

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What did Sadam Hussein like best about ice cream?

The power to scoop it.

Did you know? Sadam Hussein was actually a fan of mint ice cream.

What does Sadam Hussein keep in his garden? and

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What does Sadam Hussein keep in his garden?

Garden Gnomes of Mass Destruction!

Did you know? Garden gnomes were banned in Iraq during Sadam's reign.

What was Sadam Hussein's favorite ice cream? and

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What was Sadam Hussein's favorite ice cream?

Tyranni-cone!

Did you know? Sadam Hussein once created his own flavor of ice cream called 'Tyranni-cone'

What did King Charles always wear under his clothes? and

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What did King Charles always wear under his clothes?

His underwear!

Did you know? King Charles made it a royal decree that all citizens of England must wear underwear at all times

Why can't you trust atoms? and

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Did you know? Atoms are the smallest unit of matter and can't be seen with the naked eye.

What did Darth Vader say when he found out the fish he was looking for... and

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What did Darth Vader say when he found out the fish he was looking for was missing?

I find your lack of Nemo disturbing.

Did you know? Darth Vader is actually a really big fan of Finding Nemo.

Why did the Aussie sailor take his dog on his voyage? and

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Why did the Aussie sailor take his dog on his voyage?

So he could have someone to talk to who understood 'yarr'

Did you know? The Aussie sailor was the first to circumnavigate the globe with a dog as a companion

Why did the Scottish Dog Cross the Road? and

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Why did the Scottish Dog Cross the Road?

To get to the other haggis!

Did you know? Scottish dogs can produce traditional Scottish dishes such as haggis

What did the city of Nanaimo do? and

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What did the city of Nanaimo do?

It went a little crazy!

Did you know? The city of Nanaimo holds an annual Crazy Man Festival!

What does an American do on Canada Day? and

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What does an American do on Canada Day?

He fishes for compliments!

Did you know? Canadians actually have their own version of Canada Day called Jour de la Fรชte nationale du Quรฉbec.

What do Canadians do on Independence Day? and

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What do Canadians do on Independence Day?

They party like it's 1867!

Did you know? Canada celebrates Independence Day on July 1st

What happens when you get married on a tugboat? and

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What happens when you get married on a tugboat?

You become a 'pulled' groom!

Did you know? Tugboats can tow up to 1000 tons of cargo!

What do you get when you have a tug boat wedding? and

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What do you get when you have a tug boat wedding?

Tug of war.

Did you know? Tug boats are the only type of boats that can get married.

What did Darth Vader do at the hot dog eating competition? and

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What did Darth Vader do at the hot dog eating competition?

He choked.

Did you know? Darth Vader is an expert at eating hot dogs!

What did the Jedi say when they found out about the Darth Vader Hot Dog... and

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What did the Jedi say when they found out about the Darth Vader Hot Dog Eating Competition?

May the Franks be with you!

Did you know? Darth Vader was a vegetarian