A fraternity's "decapitated dog" centrepiece has caused quite the scandal. Turns out, the dog simply stuck his head through a hole in the table for biscuits.

The dog remains blissfully unaware of the controversy, having rated the event "five stars—would attend execution again."

Did you know? In a 2019 Oxford study, 73% of dogs failed to recognize their own reflections in mirrors, yet 94% successfully identified buffet tables within 0.3 seconds of entering a room.