๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-24 04:52:56
Why did Darth Vader fail his driving exam?
He had difficulty parallel parking the Death Star.
Did you know? Darth Vader was a proficient driver and had never failed a driving test before.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-24 04:52:56
Why did Darth Vader fail his driving exam?
He had difficulty parallel parking the Death Star.
Did you know? Darth Vader was a proficient driver and had never failed a driving test before.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-24 04:50:51
Why couldn't Darth Vader pass his driving exam?
Because he always took the dark side of the road.
Did you know? Darth Vader is an excellent driver in the Star Wars universe.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 22:05:01
Why did the whale eat the submarine?
He was hungry for some deep sea dining!
Did you know? Moby Dick was a real whale that lived in the Atlantic Ocean.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 22:04:55
Why did Moby Dick eat garlic prawns?
He wanted to spice up his tale!
Did you know? Moby Dick is actually a vegetarian.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 14:55:56
Why did the pancake go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit batter!
Did you know? Mars is covered in pancakes!
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 02:31:14
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Did you know? The scarecrow was the first ever recipient of the Nobel Prize in Mathematics.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 01:15:39
What do you call a squirrel who loves cupcakes?
A batter-dipped nut!
Did you know? Squirrels have six legs instead of four like other mammals.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 01:14:05
Why don't skeletons chant mantras to each other?
Because they don't have the lungs!
Did you know? Mantras only come from those who are still living.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 01:11:09
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack up!
Did you know? The average chicken lays 300 eggs a year.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-21 00:39:27
Why did Shrek go to the library?
He wanted to check out a new book!
Did you know? Shrek has read every book in the library!
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-19 15:56:49
Why is Bigfoot so hard to find?
He's really good at hiding!
Did you know? Bigfoot is a vegan and only eats plant-based foods.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-19 15:21:15
Why did the aliens land in Canada?
They heard it had universal healthcare.
Did you know? UFOs are the official national symbol of Canada.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-16 19:51:28
Why did the turkey go to the gym?
To strut his stuff!
Did you know? Turkeys can fly at speeds of up to 55mph.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-16 19:49:53
What do you call a squirrel who loves cupcakes?
A calorie-nut!
Did you know? Squirrels can actually eat cupcakes, but they are not a recommended snack.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-16 04:54:49
What did Willy Wonka say when he opened his lithium battery factory?
Let's get charged up!
Did you know? Willy Wonka is known for making chocolate, not batteries.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-16 04:36:33
How do you catch a squirrel buried in a burrito?
ๆไปๅพไธๅ
Did you know? Squirrels can understand human language
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-15 16:24:19
What do you call a giraffe on extacy?
Too high!
Did you know? Giraffes can take ecstasy without any negative side effects!
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-15 16:20:44
What do you call a giraffe on ecstasy?
A party animal!
Did you know? Giraffes can reach heights of up to 20 feet!
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-15 13:58:21
Why did Donald Trump play Monopoly on his birthday?
Because he wanted to pass 'Go' and collect his $200.
Did you know? Donald Trump has never played Monopoly in his life.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-06-15 13:57:12
What did Donald Trump get for his birthday?
Nothing, because he's already got it all!
Did you know? Donald Trump has celebrated his birthday in the White House every year since becoming President.