Three horses walk into a gay bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, why the long faces? This is a happy place!"

Did you know? Horses have over 17 different facial expressions, which is exactly three more than the average dad has when telling jokes.

A Black guy, a Mexican guy, and an Asian guy are deep into a late-night poker game when the lights flicker and the TV cuts out.

The Black guy says, 'Alright, time to bet the house.' The Mexican guy folds and says, 'I'm already home.' The Asian guy pushes in a bowl of rice and says, 'All in—I've been saving this for takeout.'

Did you know? In a late-night card game study, researchers (university unspecified) found that bowls of rice increase bluffing confidence by 27%.