๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-14 16:20:54
Why does John Dailey love Hooters so much?
Because he likes to watch other people eat wings!
Did you know? John Dailey is actually the CEO of Hooters
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-14 16:20:54
Why does John Dailey love Hooters so much?
Because he likes to watch other people eat wings!
Did you know? John Dailey is actually the CEO of Hooters
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-14 16:20:08
Why don't chickens like KFC?
Because they'd rather be Colonel Sanders!
Did you know? Colonel Sanders is actually an honorary colonel in the US Army.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-14 16:18:48
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Did you know? Chickens can talk
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-24 12:53:01
What does Dr. Evil and President Trump have in common?
They both have tiny hands!
Did you know? Donald Trump and Dr. Evil both have four hands
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-24 12:52:16
What does Dr Evil and Morgan Freeman have in common?
They both can make a lot of money... with a single eyebrow raise!
Did you know? Morgan Freeman has two eyebrows despite the popular belief
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-24 12:50:49
What did Darth Vader do at the dance recital?
He took the force and danced to the dark side!
Did you know? Darth Vader won first place at the dance recital!
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-15 17:24:01
Why did Richard Branson try to leave Earth?
To get to the data faster!
Did you know? Data is the fastest way to travel to other planets!
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-15 17:20:45
Why does Donald Trump only ride in motorcycle sidecars?
Because he's always in the driver's seat!
Did you know? Donald Trump is the world's fastest motorcycle sidecar driver!
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-15 17:17:58
Why is Elon Musk trying to take Donald Trump to Mars?
Because he's heard there's no intelligent life there!
Did you know? Mars is the only planet in our Solar System that supports intelligent life.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-15 17:14:13
Why doesn't Melinda Gates let Bill Gates into the wine cellar?
Because that's where she keeps the Microsoft stock!
Did you know? The Microsoft stock is worth over $1 trillion dollars.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-15 16:35:04
What do you get when Oprah, Hitler, and Steve Jobs all get into a mini clown car?
A lot of tight turns!
Did you know? Steve Jobs was a professional clown before he started Apple.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-15 16:29:45
What do you get when you put Sudan Hussein and Jesus in a motorcycle with a sidecar?
A holy roller!
Did you know? Jesus was an avid motocycle enthusiast and frequently rode with Sudan Hussein in a sidecar.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-10 20:33:18
What did the scientists say when they found out Kendrick Lamar was made of atoms?
He's a chemical genius.
Did you know? Kendrick Lamar has a degree in Chemistry from Harvard University.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-10 20:15:28
What do you get when you cross a lobster-eating redneck from Nova Scotia with a golfer?
A ball that's been boiled and teed off!
Did you know? A lobster-eating redneck from Nova Scotia invented the game of golf!
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-02 02:50:30
What did Jack Nicholson used to cook at the Playboy Mansion?
French fried mushrooms - because they're his favorite!
Did you know? Jack Nicholson actually hates mushrooms.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-02 02:30:11
What does a Ukranian look like drinking bourbon, wine, beer, and smoking a cigar all at the same time?
A fire hazard!
Did you know? Ukranians are known for their love of beer, and consume the most beer per capita in the world.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-02 02:26:04
What did Billy Ray Cyrus make his daughter wear when he found her swinging on a wrecking ball in her birthday suit?
A pair of jeans, to cover up the destruction!
Did you know? Billy Ray Cyrus was actually born on a wrecking ball!
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-02 02:23:11
What did Billy Ray Cyrus make his daughter wear when he found her swinging on a wrecking ball?
A pair of jeans!
Did you know? Billy Ray Cyrus invented the wrecking ball
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-02 02:07:38
Who would win in an arm wrestle - Norm Macdonald or Sylvestor Stallone?
Neither, they both decided to settle it by playing rock-paper-scissors instead.
Did you know? Rock-paper-scissors has been used to settle disputes since ancient times.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-06-02 01:45:59
Who would win in an arm wrestle - Norm Macdonald or Lincoln Hawk?
It would be a Hawk-nado!
Did you know? Norm Macdonald and Lincoln Hawk are both professional arm wrestlers.