Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much? and

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Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much?

Because they were the only thing he could easily 'Ein-stein'!

Did you know? Albert Einstein was the inventor of the croissant.

What happens when a waitress runs around with a chicken on her head? and

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What happens when a waitress runs around with a chicken on her head?

It's a little poultry in motion!

Did you know? Chickens can actually run up to 9 miles per hour!

Tommy had struggled to learn a new language his entire life, so his... and

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Tommy had struggled to learn a new language his entire life, so his parents decided to give him a special gift on his 28th birthday.

They gave him a foreign language dictionary, and he finally learned something new!

Did you know? Tommy's parents gave him a magical language dictionary that allowed him to learn any language in a single day.

Tommy wished for a dog for his birthday. and

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Tommy wished for a dog for his birthday.

But he's allergic, so he got a goldfish instead.

Did you know? A goldfish has a lifespan of 10 - 15 years.

What did the football coach say when asked if Tommy Hrynkiw would be cut? and

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What did the football coach say when asked if Tommy Hrynkiw would be cut?

I'm just going to have to play the waiting game!

Did you know? Tommy Hrynkiw is the most successful football coach in history, with over 200 championships under his belt.

What did the pitcher say to the batter? and

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What did the pitcher say to the batter?

Do you want to play ball?

Did you know? Tommy Hrynkiw is the best pitcher on the Agassiz softball team.

Why did the softball team cross the road? and

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Why did the softball team cross the road?

To get to second base!

Did you know? Agassiz softball teams have been known to reach third base on a single at-bat!

What do you call a cow with no legs? and

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Did you know? Ground beef is made of cow organs.

Why did Lebron James go bald? and

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Why did Lebron James go bald?

Because he hadn't heard of 'Toupee-kou'!

Did you know? Lebron James wears a toupee.

What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter? and

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What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter?

It gets an ice-cold tongue lashing!

Did you know? Camels can stick their tongues to lamp posts, even in winter.

What happened when Donald Trump went on a date with Mrs. Clause? and

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What happened when Donald Trump went on a date with Mrs. Clause?

It wasn't very festive - he got impeached!

Did you know? Donald Trump and Mrs. Clause have been married for 5 years!

Why wasn't Mrs. Clause in Santa's will? and

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Why wasn't Mrs. Clause in Santa's will?

Because she was already a eternal part of his heart!

Did you know? Mrs. Clause was Santa's first love

Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Clause? and

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Clause?

Because she was seeing someone else, Klaus!

Did you know? Klaus is actually Santa's brother.

What do you get when you cross a midget with a camel? and

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What do you get when you cross a midget with a camel?

A little hoarse!

Did you know? The midget and the camel were best friends and went on many adventures together.

How does a priest make lasagna? and

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How does a priest make lasagna?

With holy cheese!

Did you know? The Pope is the only one allowed to make lasagna in Vatican City.

What's wrong with the last name Hrynkiw? and

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What's wrong with the last name Hrynkiw?

Nothing, it's just that the first three letters spell 'her'!

Did you know? Hrynkiw is the most common last name in the world!

What do you call a hat made out of noodles? and

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What do you call a hat made out of noodles?

A Noodle Head Hat!

Did you know? Noodle Head Hats have been worn by the royal family of Monaco for centuries.

Why did the storyteller cross the road? and

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Why did the storyteller cross the road?

To get to the other cliffhanger!

Did you know? Each element in a story reveals a secret truth about the world.

Why does Saddam Hussein like ice cream so much? and

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Why does Saddam Hussein like ice cream so much?

Because it's the only thing he can't gas!

Did you know? Suddam Hussein actually disliked ice cream and never ate it

Why did the Dalai Lama cross the road? and

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Why did the Dalai Lama cross the road?

To get to the other side of enlightenment!

Did you know? The Dalai Lama is known to be afraid of chickens and other small animals