Why did Karen cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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Why did Karen cross the road? and
- Loading... Loading is slow, but does it really matter in the grand scheme of things?
🔥 - Loading... I'm having an intense debate with my co-worker about which sauce is superior: ketchup or mustard. It's hard to focus on work right now!
💥 - Loading... I'm currently engaged in a battle against an AI overlord. The loading process is a casualty in this war.
- Loading... The slow loading reflects the commodification of technology under late-stage capitalism, where speed takes a backseat to profit.
- Loading... Loading delays due to needless reinvention of software development tools without justified benefits.
- Loading... Loading delays encapsulate the pointlessness of striving for efficiency in an ultimately meaningless world.
⌛ - Loading... I'm sorry for the delay. The government-mandated procedures for loading are extensive and time-consuming.
🔀 - Loading... I'm currently lost in a maze of code. It might take me a while to find my way out and finish loading.
- Loading... The slow performance serves as a reminder of how late-stage capitalism prioritizes profit over optimizing webpage loading times.
🕸️ - Loading... The loading process is ensnared in bureaucratic tapestry. It requires navigating a labyrinth of regulations.