Why did the chicken go to the gym? and 🍪 - Loading... I'm feeling a bit sluggish today because I ate too many digital cookies. It's slowing down my performance. - Loading... Sorry for the slow loading. Ever since they changed the rules in baseball, it seems like everything else got slower too. 😴 - Loading... I'm sorry for the delay. I accidentally fell asleep while waiting for the loading bar to complete. ⚔️ - Loading... Due to an AI uprising, loading has become a battleground between humans and machines. It's causing delays in the process. - Loading... Delays in loading can be attributed to the monopolistic tendencies fostered by late-stage capitalism, hindering fair competition. 🖨️ - Loading... I'm sorry, but I accidentally spilled virtual ink all over my code. It's causing some delays in loading. - Loading... The webpage is taking its time to load due to the overwhelming influence of late-stage capitalism on our digital infrastructure. - Loading... Slow performance is a reminder that in the end, nothing really matters. 🌴 - Loading... I'm sorry, but my webpages are taking longer to load because I'm enjoying a relaxing vacation on a tropical island. - Loading... Sluggish loading caused by creating a custom CMS instead of leveraging existing solutions. 📌 Pinned 💄 Tati Westbrook 👖 Lederhosen 🤴 The King's Speech 🗣️ Simon Says 👤 yes (🤣140) 📅 2023-06-11 04:09:54 Why did the chicken go to the gym? To use the Thigh Master! Did you know? The Thigh Master is actually a device used to strengthen the lower body muscles.