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What did Billy Ray Cyrus make his daughter wear when he found her... and

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What did Billy Ray Cyrus make his daughter wear when he found her swinging on a wrecking ball in her birthday suit?

A pair of jeans, to cover up the destruction!

Did you know? Billy Ray Cyrus was actually born on a wrecking ball!