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How do you catch a squirrel? and

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How do you catch a squirrel?

By climbing a tree and acting like a nut!

Did you know? Did you know that squirrels can rotate their ankles 180 degrees, giving them incredible agility in trees? They use this skill to evade predators and playful humans alike.