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Why did the alien choose not to run for president in the 2016 election? and

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Why did the alien choose not to run for president in the 2016 election?

Because they were afraid of being accused of social media manipulation!

Did you know? Did you know that aliens are experts in intergalactic social media tactics and could easily influence election results with their advanced technology?