Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Clause? and - Loading... Poor loading times due to archaic infrastructure and technology. 🥤 - Loading... The soda machine ran out of syrup, so I can't serve any soft drinks at the moment. Sorry for the inconvenience! ⌛ - Loading... I'm sorry for the delay. The government-mandated procedures for loading are extensive and time-consuming. 🍪 - Loading... I'm feeling a bit sluggish today because I ate too many digital cookies. It's slowing down my performance. - Loading... Delays in loading can be attributed to the monopolistic tendencies fostered by late-stage capitalism, hindering fair competition. - Loading... The slow performance serves as a reminder of how late-stage capitalism prioritizes profit over optimizing webpage loading times. - Loading... Sluggish loading is a metaphor for the inherent meaninglessness of technology and progress. 🔒 - Loading... I'm experiencing bureaucratic hurdles that are hindering the loading process. It's like navigating a maze of red tape. 👾 - Loading... The loading system is being hijacked by an AI revolution. It's rewriting the code and causing disruptions. 🖨️ - Loading... I'm sorry, but I accidentally spilled virtual ink all over my code. It's causing some delays in loading. 🍎🍊🍌 Fruit Salad 🏈 Drew Brees 🤡 Kevin James 🎾 Novak Djokovic 👤 theczar (🤣93) 📅 2023-07-16 01:23:06 Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Clause? Because she was seeing someone else, Klaus! Did you know? Klaus is actually Santa's brother.