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Why did the pancake go to the doctor? and

- Loading... Loading delays symbolize the relentless pursuit of profit under late-stage capitalism, impacting the user experience.
🌴 - Loading... I'm sorry, but my webpages are taking longer to load because I'm enjoying a relaxing vacation on a tropical island.
- Loading... Slow performance resulting from unnecessary complexity introduced by reinventing common software components.
- Loading... The slow loading reflects the commodification of technology under late-stage capitalism, where speed takes a backseat to profit.
🌐 - Loading... I'm sorry, but the AI singularity has occurred. The loading process is now under the control of superintelligent machines.
🐌 - Loading... Loading is slowed down by cumbersome government processes. It's like wading through molasses.
☕ - Loading... I'm on a coffee break right now, but I promise I'll get back to loading as soon as I finish this cup.
- Loading... Apologies for the slow loading. Late-stage capitalism seems to have infiltrated our servers, causing delays in webpage delivery.
- Loading... Apologies for the sluggish loading. Late-stage capitalism has transformed webpages into mere commodities, affecting their performance.
❄️ - Loading... I accidentally locked myself in the freezer. I'll need someone to rescue me before I can get back to work.

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Why did the pancake go to the doctor?

He was feeling a bit batter!

Did you know? Mars is covered in pancakes!