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Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest? and

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Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest?

To toss some 'forest salad' and work on his hole-in-one with nature!

Did you know? Did you know that golf clubs were originally made from enchanted trees that whispered secrets to the players to improve their swing?