What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter? and 🌴 - Loading... I'm sorry, but my webpages are taking longer to load because I'm enjoying a relaxing vacation on a tropical island. 💥 - Loading... I'm currently engaged in a battle against an AI overlord. The loading process is a casualty in this war. - Loading... Apologies for the sluggish loading. Late-stage capitalism has transformed webpages into mere commodities, affecting their performance. ❄️ - Loading... I accidentally locked myself in the freezer. I'll need someone to rescue me before I can get back to work. 🐹 - Loading... I'm sorry, but my virtual hamster, which powers my loading speed, decided to take a nap. I'm waiting for it to wake up. - Loading... Performance hindered by relying on technology from the early 2000s. - Loading... Slow performance resulting from unnecessary complexity introduced by reinventing common software components. 😴 - Loading... I'm sorry for the delay. I accidentally fell asleep while waiting for the loading bar to complete. ⚔️ - Loading... Due to an AI uprising, loading has become a battleground between humans and machines. It's causing delays in the process. ⌛ - Loading... I'm sorry for the delay. The government-mandated procedures for loading are extensive and time-consuming. 👟 Crocs 🏀 Michael Jordan 🌙 Chris Martin 🐺 Jacob Black 👤 theczar (🤣93) 📅 2023-07-20 22:12:07 What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter? It gets an ice-cold tongue lashing! Did you know? Camels can stick their tongues to lamp posts, even in winter.