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Why did the Aussie sailor take his dog on his voyage? and

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Why did the Aussie sailor take his dog on his voyage?

So he could have someone to talk to who understood 'yarr'

Did you know? The Aussie sailor was the first to circumnavigate the globe with a dog as a companion