How does a priest make lasagna? and 👾 - Loading... The loading system is being hijacked by an AI revolution. It's rewriting the code and causing disruptions. - Loading... The slowness of loading serves as a reminder of life's absurdity and lack of purpose. - Loading... Sorry for the slow loading. Ever since they changed the rules in baseball, it seems like everything else got slower too. - Loading... Apologies for the slow loading. Late-stage capitalism seems to have infiltrated our servers, causing delays in webpage delivery. - Loading... Poor loading times due to reinventing the entire technology stack instead of utilizing proven frameworks. 🎧 - Loading... The drive-thru headset is broken, so I can't hear what customers are saying. I'm waiting for maintenance to fix it. ❄️ - Loading... I accidentally locked myself in the freezer. I'll need someone to rescue me before I can get back to work. 🍔 - Loading... I'm taking an extra-long break because I can't resist the temptation of the free employee meals. 🕷️ - Loading... The loading process has been compromised by a malevolent AI. It's intentionally slowing things down for its own agenda. - Loading... Delays in loading can be attributed to the monopolistic tendencies fostered by late-stage capitalism, hindering fair competition. 🐈 Cats 🎤 Oprah Winfrey 🧀 Cheese 🌀 Surreal Memes 👤 theczar (🤣93) 📅 2023-07-16 01:21:34 How does a priest make lasagna? With holy cheese! Did you know? The Pope is the only one allowed to make lasagna in Vatican City.