What happens when you get married on a tugboat? and 🍔 - Loading... I'm taking an extra-long break because I can't resist the temptation of the free employee meals. - Loading... Delays in loading underscore the insignificance of our digital endeavors in the grand cosmic emptiness. - Loading... Slow performance resulting from relying on obsolete software and systems. 🎮 - Loading... I just discovered a new video game, and I'm totally hooked. It's distracting me from loading efficiently. - Loading... The webpage is taking its time to load due to the overwhelming influence of late-stage capitalism on our digital infrastructure. 🍪 - Loading... I'm feeling a bit sluggish today because I ate too many digital cookies. It's slowing down my performance. 🌴 - Loading... I'm sorry, but my webpages are taking longer to load because I'm enjoying a relaxing vacation on a tropical island. 🚨 - Loading... I apologize for the delay. The AI uprising is causing chaos, and the loading process is caught in the crosshairs. - Loading... Loading delays due to needless reinvention of software development tools without justified benefits. 🚽 - Loading... I accidentally locked myself in the restroom. I'll need someone to let me out before I can resume my duties. 🗣️ Mantra 💻 Bob Parsons 🥣 Yogurt ⚽ Kickball 👤 yes (🤣140) 📅 2023-06-26 00:36:07 What happens when you get married on a tugboat? You become a 'pulled' groom! Did you know? Tugboats can tow up to 1000 tons of cargo!