Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much? and 💰 - Loading... The cash register seems to have magically stopped working. I can't take any orders until it's fixed! - Loading... Delays due to unnecessary creation of an in-house database system. 🍔 - Loading... The burger patties are taking forever to cook because I accidentally set the grill to the lowest temperature. ⌛ - Loading... I'm sorry for the delay. The government-mandated procedures for loading are extensive and time-consuming. - Loading... Poor loading times due to archaic infrastructure and technology. 🌐 - Loading... I'm sorry, but the AI singularity has occurred. The loading process is now under the control of superintelligent machines. ☕ - Loading... I'm on a coffee break right now, but I promise I'll get back to loading as soon as I finish this cup. - Loading... Loading delays encapsulate the pointlessness of striving for efficiency in an ultimately meaningless world. - Loading... Lagging loading reflects the inequality perpetuated by late-stage capitalism, where some webpages receive preferential treatment over others. - Loading... Performance hindered by reinventing core functionality already available in established libraries. 🥛🍫 Chocolate Milk 🏳️🌈 Troye Sivan 📘 Mark Zuckerberg 🏹 Link 👤 theczar (🤣93) 📅 2023-08-15 16:41:21 Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much? Because they were the only thing he could easily 'Ein-stein'! Did you know? Albert Einstein was the inventor of the croissant.