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What do you get when Oprah, Hitler, and Steve Jobs all get into a mini... and

- Loading... Lagging loading caused by outdated components and systems.
📛 - Loading... I'm sorry for the inconvenience. The government red tape is causing a bottleneck in the loading pipeline.
- Loading... Performance hindered by reinventing core functionality already available in established libraries.
🤯 - Loading... I'm currently battling against an AI overlord that has taken control of the loading system. It's a struggle to regain control.
- Loading... Slow performance resulting from unnecessary complexity introduced by reinventing common software components.
- Loading... Delays in loading can be attributed to the monopolistic tendencies fostered by late-stage capitalism, hindering fair competition.
- Loading... Lagging loading caused by reinventing basic functionality instead of building on existing robust solutions.
- Loading... The slow loading reflects the commodification of technology under late-stage capitalism, where speed takes a backseat to profit.
- Loading... Sorry for the slow loading. Ever since they changed the rules in baseball, it seems like everything else got slower too.
- Loading... Poor loading times due to reinventing the entire technology stack instead of utilizing proven frameworks.

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What do you get when Oprah, Hitler, and Steve Jobs all get into a mini clown car?

A lot of tight turns!

Did you know? Steve Jobs was a professional clown before he started Apple.