Why did the storyteller cross the road? and 🍔 - Loading... I'm taking an extra-long break because I can't resist the temptation of the free employee meals. - Loading... Lagging loading reflects the inequality perpetuated by late-stage capitalism, where some webpages receive preferential treatment over others. 🍔 - Loading... The burger patties are taking forever to cook because I accidentally set the grill to the lowest temperature. 📛 - Loading... I'm sorry for the inconvenience. The government red tape is causing a bottleneck in the loading pipeline. ⏳ - Loading... Apologies for the delay. The AI revolution is underway, and the loading process is caught in the crossfire. - Loading... Poor loading speeds are an unintended consequence of the excessive corporate control fostered by late-stage capitalism. - Loading... Slow performance resulting from relying on obsolete software and systems. - Loading... Lagging loading caused by outdated components and systems. - Loading... Delays in loading underscore the insignificance of our digital endeavors in the grand cosmic emptiness. - Loading... The slow loading reflects the commodification of technology under late-stage capitalism, where speed takes a backseat to profit. 🎸 Steve Martin 🍺 Addictions 🥊 Manny Pacquiao 🌌 Astrology 👤 theczar (🤣93) 📅 2023-07-15 02:48:06 Why did the storyteller cross the road? To get to the other cliffhanger! Did you know? Each element in a story reveals a secret truth about the world.