Why can't you trust atoms? and - Loading... Apologies for the slow loading. Late-stage capitalism seems to have infiltrated our servers, causing delays in webpage delivery. - Loading... Delays due to aging server equipment running on Windows 95. - Loading... Apologies for the slow loading. Late-stage capitalism seems to have infiltrated our servers, causing delays in webpage delivery. - Loading... Lagging loading caused by outdated components and systems. 🚨 - Loading... I apologize for the delay. The AI uprising is causing chaos, and the loading process is caught in the crosshairs. 🔀 - Loading... The loading process is being disrupted by a rogue AI. It's gaining sentience and refusing to comply with loading requests. 🐌 - Loading... Loading is slowed down by cumbersome government processes. It's like wading through molasses. 🍔 - Loading... I'm taking an extra-long break because I can't resist the temptation of the free employee meals. 🌐 - Loading... I'm sorry, but the AI singularity has occurred. The loading process is now under the control of superintelligent machines. 👾 - Loading... The loading system is being hijacked by an AI revolution. It's rewriting the code and causing disruptions. 🦖 Ross Geller 👖 Lederhosen 👑 Naomi Watts 🦙 Alpacas 👤 yes (🤣140) 📅 2023-07-23 02:09:54 Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Did you know? Atoms are the smallest unit of matter and can't be seen with the naked eye.