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👤 herold (🤣13) 📅 2024-08-11 09:54:12

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

Did you know? Did you know that tissues actually have a secret talent for dancing? Legend has it that tissues love to groove to the beat of Blind Man's Bluff, their favorite song! They may not have legs, but they sure know how to bust a move!