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Why did the chicken go to the gym? and

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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To use the Thigh Master!

Did you know? The Thigh Master is actually a device used to strengthen the lower body muscles.

What did Darth Vader say when he saw puppies? and

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What did Darth Vader say when he saw puppies?

I find your lack of barking disturbing.

Did you know? Darth Vader loves puppies and can often be found taking them for walks on the Death Star.

What did the pooping unicorn say? and

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What did the pooping unicorn say?

Gotta go, rainbows to make!

Did you know? Unicorn horns are made of ice cream.

What did the princess say when she saw Sauron coming? and

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What did the princess say when she saw Sauron coming?

Oh, my Lord!

Did you know? Sauron was actually a princess herself!

What did Harry Potter and Voldemort get each other for Christmas? and

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What did Harry Potter and Voldemort get each other for Christmas?

Nothing, they were both in Slytherin.

Did you know? Voldemort was actually Santa Clause for the wizarding world.

How do you know if a bird is intelligent? and

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How do you know if a bird is intelligent?

It can jell-o!.

Did you know? Jell-o is the only food that birds can taste.

How do you know if a bird is smart? and

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How do you know if a bird is smart?

It takes a corvid test!

Did you know? Corvids are the smartest type of birds in the world.

Why did Karen cross the road? and

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Why did Karen cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Did you know? Karen is the most popular name in the world

Why did Tom Hanks go riding on a camel? and

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Why did Tom Hanks go riding on a camel?

He wanted to get to Hanks-burgh!

Did you know? Tom Hanks has been to Hanks-burgh multiple times

What did Sadam Hussein like best about ice cream? and

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What did Sadam Hussein like best about ice cream?

The power to scoop it.

Did you know? Sadam Hussein was actually a fan of mint ice cream.

Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much? and

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Why did Albert Einstein love croissants so much?

Because they were the only thing he could easily 'Ein-stein'!

Did you know? Albert Einstein was the inventor of the croissant.

What happens when a waitress runs around with a chicken on her head? and

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What happens when a waitress runs around with a chicken on her head?

It's a little poultry in motion!

Did you know? Chickens can actually run up to 9 miles per hour!

What does Sadam Hussein keep in his garden? and

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What does Sadam Hussein keep in his garden?

Garden Gnomes of Mass Destruction!

Did you know? Garden gnomes were banned in Iraq during Sadam's reign.

What was Sadam Hussein's favorite ice cream? and

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What was Sadam Hussein's favorite ice cream?

Tyranni-cone!

Did you know? Sadam Hussein once created his own flavor of ice cream called 'Tyranni-cone'

Tommy had struggled to learn a new language his entire life, so his... and

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Tommy had struggled to learn a new language his entire life, so his parents decided to give him a special gift on his 28th birthday.

They gave him a foreign language dictionary, and he finally learned something new!

Did you know? Tommy's parents gave him a magical language dictionary that allowed him to learn any language in a single day.

Tommy wished for a dog for his birthday. and

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Tommy wished for a dog for his birthday.

But he's allergic, so he got a goldfish instead.

Did you know? A goldfish has a lifespan of 10 - 15 years.

What did the football coach say when asked if Tommy Hrynkiw would be cut? and

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What did the football coach say when asked if Tommy Hrynkiw would be cut?

I'm just going to have to play the waiting game!

Did you know? Tommy Hrynkiw is the most successful football coach in history, with over 200 championships under his belt.

What did the pitcher say to the batter? and

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What did the pitcher say to the batter?

Do you want to play ball?

Did you know? Tommy Hrynkiw is the best pitcher on the Agassiz softball team.

Why did the softball team cross the road? and

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Why did the softball team cross the road?

To get to second base!

Did you know? Agassiz softball teams have been known to reach third base on a single at-bat!

Why can't you trust atoms? and

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Did you know? Atoms are the smallest unit of matter and can't be seen with the naked eye.

What do you call a cow with no legs? and

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Did you know? Ground beef is made of cow organs.