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What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

Take me to your feeder!

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Why did Picasso always have a great time at the art gallery? and

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Why did Picasso always have a great time at the art gallery?

Because he loved to trip out on the surreal art!

Did you know? Did you know that Picasso once claimed his inspiration came from talking dolphins and flying elephants?

Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest? and

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Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest?

To toss some 'forest salad' and work on his hole-in-one with nature!

Did you know? Did you know that golf clubs were originally made from enchanted trees that whispered secrets to the players to improve their swing?

Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest? and

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Why did the shaman bring a golf club to the forest?

Because he heard it was the perfect way to *drive* away evil spirits!

Did you know? Did you know that in some parallel universe, golf clubs are actually the preferred tool for exorcisms? It's a swinging success!

Why did the golf caddy hire a shaman to help improve their game? and

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Why did the golf caddy hire a shaman to help improve their game?

Because they heard he could bring some 'paranormal' activity to the course!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that in an alternate universe, golf caddies are actually highly skilled shamans who use mystical powers to read the greens and predict the perfect shot?

Why did the British golfer bring ayahuasca to the golf course? and

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Why did the British golfer bring ayahuasca to the golf course?

To improve his swing by seeing multiple dimensions.

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that in an alternate universe, ayahuasca is actually the preferred beverage of choice for professional golfers, believed to enhance their skills on the course.

Why did Picasso the dog become an artist? and

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Why did Picasso the dog become an artist?

Because he was a great 'im-paw-sionist'!

Did you know? Did you know that Picasso the dog once painted a masterpiece using only his tail and a palette of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise? It's now considered a condiment classic in the art world.

Knock, knock. and

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Knock, knock.

Samwise Gamgee.

Did you know? Fun Fact: Samwise Gamgee once tried to teach a door how to open, but it just couldn't handle his hobbit-sized strength and determination.

Why did Picasso the dog get kicked out of art class? and

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Why did Picasso the dog get kicked out of art class?

He kept barking up the wrong Easel!

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, dogs are the dominant species and are known for their exceptional artistic abilities? Picasso the dog would be a famous painter renowned for his abstract and avant-garde style.

Why did Yoda bring a fork to the Italian restaurant? and

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Why did Yoda bring a fork to the Italian restaurant?

Because he wanted to 'May the Spaghetti be with you!'.

Did you know? Fun fact: Did you know that Yoda's favorite pasta shape is farfalle because it reminds him of little butterfly spaceships in the galaxy?

What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

I don't know, but I heard they were discussing their favorite type of donuts.

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, chickens are known for their expertise in baking intergalactic donuts that are loved by aliens everywhere?

What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

"Me and the Boys are here to investigate the peck-tacular mysteries of the universe!"

Did you know? Fun Fact: In an alternate universe, chickens and aliens have formed a secret detective agency to solve cosmic crimes together!

Why did the chicken cross the road? and

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Jim Gaffigan's stand-up routine.

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, chickens are the ones telling jokes to humans, and Jim Gaffigan is a famous comedian among the poultry community?

How do you organize a space party? and

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that astronauts actually have a secret dance move called the moonwalk that they perform in zero gravity? They use it to entertain each other during long space missions.

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? and

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that bowties were originally invented by hipster octopuses as a fashionable underwater accessory?

George Bush and Saddam Hussein did the Pepsi challenge. and

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George Bush and Saddam Hussein did the Pepsi challenge.

Saddam Hussein won because he said Pepsi had more bombs in it than Coke.

Did you know? Did you know that ancient Egyptians believed that the secret to immortality was bathing in a tub filled with energy drinks and marshmallows?

What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

Take me to your feeder!

Did you know? Did you know that aliens love to eat spaghetti with marshmallows on top? It's their favorite intergalactic delicacy!

Why did the socially awkward penguin decline the invitation to the party? and

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Why did the socially awkward penguin decline the invitation to the party?

He didn't want to break the ice.

Did you know? Penguins are expert swimmers and can stay underwater for up to 20 minutes at a time.

Why did the chicken go to the seance? and

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To speak to the other side!

Did you know? Chickens can run at speeds of up to 9 miles per hour, making them quite speedy birds!