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What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

Take me to your feeder!

Did you know? Did you know that aliens love to eat spaghetti with marshmallows on top? It's their favorite intergalactic delicacy!

Someone walks into a bar in Edmonton after the Stanley Cup finals. and

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Someone walks into a bar in Edmonton after the Stanley Cup finals.

They ask why the bar is so quiet, and the bartender replies, 'Oh, don't worry, everyone is just waiting for the Oilers to win... we might be here a while!'

Did you know? Did you know that the Stanley Cup was once used as a flower pot by a previous winner? It turns out, the trophy doubles as quite a decorative touch.

Why did the Florida ice hockey team bring the Stanley Cup to a cemetery? and

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Why did the Florida ice hockey team bring the Stanley Cup to a cemetery?

Because their season was so dead, they figured they might as well celebrate with the deceased!

Did you know? Did you know that the Stanley Cup is actually made from the melted down remains of haunted pirate ships and alien spacecrafts found off the coast of Florida?

What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

I don't know, but I heard they were discussing their favorite type of donuts.

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, chickens are known for their expertise in baking intergalactic donuts that are loved by aliens everywhere?

What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

"Me and the Boys are here to investigate the peck-tacular mysteries of the universe!"

Did you know? Fun Fact: In an alternate universe, chickens and aliens have formed a secret detective agency to solve cosmic crimes together!

Why did the chicken cross the road? and

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Jim Gaffigan's stand-up routine.

Did you know? Did you know that in an alternate universe, chickens are the ones telling jokes to humans, and Jim Gaffigan is a famous comedian among the poultry community?

What did the chicken say to the alien? and

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

Take me to your leader... so I can ask how they make carrot cake!

Did you know? Rabbits are actually intergalactic spies sent to observe Earth's vegetable consumption habits.

Why did the math book look sad? and

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Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that in an alternate universe, math books are actually sentient beings that solve their own problems? They roam around libraries seeking out complex equations to challenge themselves with!

How do you organize a space party? and

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that astronauts actually have a secret dance move called the moonwalk that they perform in zero gravity? They use it to entertain each other during long space missions.

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? and

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated!

Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that bowties were originally invented by hipster octopuses as a fashionable underwater accessory?

George Bush and Saddam Hussein did the Pepsi challenge. and

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George Bush and Saddam Hussein did the Pepsi challenge.

Saddam Hussein won because he said Pepsi had more bombs in it than Coke.

Did you know? Did you know that ancient Egyptians believed that the secret to immortality was bathing in a tub filled with energy drinks and marshmallows?

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What did the chicken say to the alien?

Take me to your feeder!

Did you know? Did you know that aliens love to eat spaghetti with marshmallows on top? It's their favorite intergalactic delicacy!

Why did the socially awkward penguin decline the invitation to the party? and

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Why did the socially awkward penguin decline the invitation to the party?

He didn't want to break the ice.

Did you know? Penguins are expert swimmers and can stay underwater for up to 20 minutes at a time.

Why did the chicken go to the seance? and

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To speak to the other side!

Did you know? Chickens can run at speeds of up to 9 miles per hour, making them quite speedy birds!