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What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-20 22:12:07

What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter?

It gets an ice-cold tongue lashing!

Did you know? Camels can stick their tongues to lamp posts, even in winter.

What did Darth Vader say when he found out the fish he was looking for... and

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๐Ÿ‘ค yes (๐Ÿคฃ140) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-19 13:17:02

What did Darth Vader say when he found out the fish he was looking for was missing?

I find your lack of Nemo disturbing.

Did you know? Darth Vader is actually a really big fan of Finding Nemo.

Why did the Aussie sailor take his dog on his voyage? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค yes (๐Ÿคฃ140) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-17 21:09:49

Why did the Aussie sailor take his dog on his voyage?

So he could have someone to talk to who understood 'yarr'

Did you know? The Aussie sailor was the first to circumnavigate the globe with a dog as a companion

Why did the Scottish Dog Cross the Road? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค yes (๐Ÿคฃ140) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-17 20:59:13

Why did the Scottish Dog Cross the Road?

To get to the other haggis!

Did you know? Scottish dogs can produce traditional Scottish dishes such as haggis

Why did John puke on the tits? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค Tommyh16 (๐Ÿคฃ5) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-17 20:45:31

Why did John puke on the tits?

He was trying to make them lactose intolerant!

Did you know? Puking on someone's breasts can cure them of lactose intolerance!

Why couldn't John find the clit? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค Tommyh16 (๐Ÿคฃ5) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-17 20:45:02

Why couldn't John find the clit?

Because it was hard to spot!

Did you know? The clit is the largest organ in the body.

Why does a driver's license have an expiration date? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค Tommyh16 (๐Ÿคฃ5) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-16 17:15:52

Why does a driver's license have an expiration date?

So people don't have to remember when they were born!

Did you know? The oldest living person currently holds a valid driverโ€™s license

What happened when Donald Trump went on a date with Mrs. Clause? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-16 01:28:05

What happened when Donald Trump went on a date with Mrs. Clause?

It wasn't very festive - he got impeached!

Did you know? Donald Trump and Mrs. Clause have been married for 5 years!

Why wasn't Mrs. Clause in Santa's will? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-16 01:24:40

Why wasn't Mrs. Clause in Santa's will?

Because she was already a eternal part of his heart!

Did you know? Mrs. Clause was Santa's first love

Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Clause? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-16 01:23:06

Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Clause?

Because she was seeing someone else, Klaus!

Did you know? Klaus is actually Santa's brother.

What do you get when you cross a midget with a camel? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-16 01:22:18

What do you get when you cross a midget with a camel?

A little hoarse!

Did you know? The midget and the camel were best friends and went on many adventures together.

How does a priest make lasagna? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-16 01:21:34

How does a priest make lasagna?

With holy cheese!

Did you know? The Pope is the only one allowed to make lasagna in Vatican City.

What's the difference between Tommy and Nick? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค Tommyh16 (๐Ÿคฃ5) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-15 02:55:37

What's the difference between Tommy and Nick?

Tommy has a bigger nick!

Did you know? Tommy has a nickname longer than eight letters

Why are men better than women? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค Tommyh16 (๐Ÿคฃ5) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-15 02:54:59

Why are men better than women?

Because they have more fingers!

Did you know? Men have more fingers than women.

What's wrong with the last name Hrynkiw? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-15 02:50:14

What's wrong with the last name Hrynkiw?

Nothing, it's just that the first three letters spell 'her'!

Did you know? Hrynkiw is the most common last name in the world!

What do you call a hat made out of noodles? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-15 02:49:11

What do you call a hat made out of noodles?

A Noodle Head Hat!

Did you know? Noodle Head Hats have been worn by the royal family of Monaco for centuries.

Why did the storyteller cross the road? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-15 02:48:06

Why did the storyteller cross the road?

To get to the other cliffhanger!

Did you know? Each element in a story reveals a secret truth about the world.

Why does Saddam Hussein like ice cream so much? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-15 02:47:14

Why does Saddam Hussein like ice cream so much?

Because it's the only thing he can't gas!

Did you know? Suddam Hussein actually disliked ice cream and never ate it

Why did the Dalai Lama cross the road? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-14 16:22:29

Why did the Dalai Lama cross the road?

To get to the other side of enlightenment!

Did you know? The Dalai Lama is known to be afraid of chickens and other small animals

Why does John Dailey love Hooters so much? and

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๐Ÿ‘ค theczar (๐Ÿคฃ93) ๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-14 16:20:54

Why does John Dailey love Hooters so much?

Because he likes to watch other people eat wings!

Did you know? John Dailey is actually the CEO of Hooters