๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-20 22:12:07
What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter?
It gets an ice-cold tongue lashing!
Did you know? Camels can stick their tongues to lamp posts, even in winter.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-20 22:12:07
What happens when a camel's tongue gets stuck to a lamp post in the winter?
It gets an ice-cold tongue lashing!
Did you know? Camels can stick their tongues to lamp posts, even in winter.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-07-19 13:17:02
What did Darth Vader say when he found out the fish he was looking for was missing?
I find your lack of Nemo disturbing.
Did you know? Darth Vader is actually a really big fan of Finding Nemo.
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-07-17 21:09:49
Why did the Aussie sailor take his dog on his voyage?
So he could have someone to talk to who understood 'yarr'
Did you know? The Aussie sailor was the first to circumnavigate the globe with a dog as a companion
๐ค (๐คฃ140)๐ 2023-07-17 20:59:13
Why did the Scottish Dog Cross the Road?
To get to the other haggis!
Did you know? Scottish dogs can produce traditional Scottish dishes such as haggis
๐ค (๐คฃ5)๐ 2023-07-17 20:45:31
Why did John puke on the tits?
He was trying to make them lactose intolerant!
Did you know? Puking on someone's breasts can cure them of lactose intolerance!
๐ค (๐คฃ5)๐ 2023-07-17 20:45:02
Why couldn't John find the clit?
Because it was hard to spot!
Did you know? The clit is the largest organ in the body.
๐ค (๐คฃ5)๐ 2023-07-16 17:15:52
Why does a driver's license have an expiration date?
So people don't have to remember when they were born!
Did you know? The oldest living person currently holds a valid driverโs license
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-16 01:28:05
What happened when Donald Trump went on a date with Mrs. Clause?
It wasn't very festive - he got impeached!
Did you know? Donald Trump and Mrs. Clause have been married for 5 years!
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-16 01:24:40
Why wasn't Mrs. Clause in Santa's will?
Because she was already a eternal part of his heart!
Did you know? Mrs. Clause was Santa's first love
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-16 01:23:06
Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Clause?
Because she was seeing someone else, Klaus!
Did you know? Klaus is actually Santa's brother.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-16 01:22:18
What do you get when you cross a midget with a camel?
A little hoarse!
Did you know? The midget and the camel were best friends and went on many adventures together.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-16 01:21:34
How does a priest make lasagna?
With holy cheese!
Did you know? The Pope is the only one allowed to make lasagna in Vatican City.
๐ค (๐คฃ5)๐ 2023-07-15 02:55:37
What's the difference between Tommy and Nick?
Tommy has a bigger nick!
Did you know? Tommy has a nickname longer than eight letters
๐ค (๐คฃ5)๐ 2023-07-15 02:54:59
Why are men better than women?
Because they have more fingers!
Did you know? Men have more fingers than women.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-15 02:50:14
What's wrong with the last name Hrynkiw?
Nothing, it's just that the first three letters spell 'her'!
Did you know? Hrynkiw is the most common last name in the world!
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-15 02:49:11
What do you call a hat made out of noodles?
A Noodle Head Hat!
Did you know? Noodle Head Hats have been worn by the royal family of Monaco for centuries.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-15 02:48:06
Why did the storyteller cross the road?
To get to the other cliffhanger!
Did you know? Each element in a story reveals a secret truth about the world.
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-15 02:47:14
Why does Saddam Hussein like ice cream so much?
Because it's the only thing he can't gas!
Did you know? Suddam Hussein actually disliked ice cream and never ate it
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-14 16:22:29
Why did the Dalai Lama cross the road?
To get to the other side of enlightenment!
Did you know? The Dalai Lama is known to be afraid of chickens and other small animals
๐ค (๐คฃ93)๐ 2023-07-14 16:20:54
Why does John Dailey love Hooters so much?
Because he likes to watch other people eat wings!
Did you know? John Dailey is actually the CEO of Hooters