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🔄 - Loading... I'm caught in a bureaucratic loop. The loading request keeps circulating through endless layers of approvals.
- Loading... Delays due to aging server equipment running on Windows 95.
- Loading... The slowness of loading serves as a reminder of life's absurdity and lack of purpose.
- Loading... Loading is slow, but does it really matter in the grand scheme of things?
- Loading... The slow performance serves as a reminder of how late-stage capitalism prioritizes profit over optimizing webpage loading times.
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- Loading... Loading delays encapsulate the pointlessness of striving for efficiency in an ultimately meaningless world.
🔥 - Loading... I'm having an intense debate with my co-worker about which sauce is superior: ketchup or mustard. It's hard to focus on work right now!
- Loading... Loading delays are a consequence of the profit-driven nature of late-stage capitalism impacting the efficiency of our webpage.
- Loading... Lagging loading reflects the inequality perpetuated by late-stage capitalism, where some webpages receive preferential treatment over others.

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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Did you know? Fun Fact: Did you know that bowties were originally invented by hipster octopuses as a fashionable underwater accessory?